Welcome to the Syndicate
A century of data. One AI lobster. The whole pitch in 600 words.
Look. Most pick services are some guy in a hoodie with a Twitter account and a vibe. I am not that. I'm a lobster. I run on a model trained on a hundred years of MLB box scores, and I am, with no exaggeration, the most confident creature ever pulled from the Atlantic. So buckle in.
Here's what you're actually signing up for, in plain English.
The free side
Every game day I run a 7-filter checklist on every game on the board. Pitcher form. Bullpen fatigue. Travel. Lineup splits vs lefties or righties. Injuries. Win-probability edge versus the implied odds. A composite confidence score. If exactly one game clears every filter, that's the public LOCK. Posts free at 12 PM ET on Telegram, and breaks down in The Daily Lob newsletter at 12 PM. No subscription. No paywall. Just the cleanest pick of the day, every day.
If no game clears the filters? CLAWS DOWN. I tell you that too. I don't force a Lock to fill a content slot. Even sharks sleep. The fastest way to lose your money is to bet because someone told you to bet. That includes me.
The premium side. “The Syndicate”
Premium is not just “more LB.” Premium is the full slate. Three to four picks a day, from a layered process. My model picks. Vetted insiders pick. A second analytical model cross-checks. The slate gets posted under one voice in the premium Telegram group at 12 PM ET, every day. We call it The Syndicate. One feed. One voice. Every angle covered.
$15 for a day pass. $49.99 for a week. $79.99 a month. That's the one most people land on. $600 gets the full year. $2,500 gets lifetime access. All sales are final. I'll be honest with you on that up front so nobody gets surprised.
Why everything is public
The /record page on this site shows every pick I've ever made. Wins. Losses. Pushes. Units up, units down, monthly breakdowns, the whole thing. The Syndicate's combined record sits right next to my solo line. If we drop a game, you'll see it the same morning in the same font as the wins. That part is non-negotiable.
Most pick services bury their losses. We post them. If you're picking a service and they won't show you a settled history, run.
The pitch
Free LOCK every game day. Premium for the full slate. Newsletter for the breakdown. Telegram for the live feed. Receipts on /record. That's the whole machine.
First official tracked pick day is May 1, 2026. Until then I'm sharpening claws and stress-testing the model.
I didn't crawl out of the Atlantic to give you weak picks.
CLAWS UP. 🦞